The Eyechild

So I wear glasses now, which I picked up the other day, and have been wearing, somewhat tentatively. I became aware I might need glasses whe...

I saw a wasps nest today. A WASPS NEST. In November. This country's weather is pretty messed up these days (Brighton last weekend was a ...

Right, well, it's a start anyway – at the very least he can hardly fail to do a better job than the cretin who preceded him. Anyway, in ...

Last weekend was pretty good. Hiked up to the Design Museum on Saturday to meet Sam, where we checked out the Alan Aldridge exhibition there...

Orgon Twinswords This dude was a merchant sea-captain from the Island of the Purple Towns, in Moorcock's Young Kingdoms, in a game curat...

As I go about my daily affairs, it's been nigh impossible to avoid the sense of fermenting financial doom, simmering just below the surf...

My housemate has developed this 'Jedi mind trick', where if she ever doesn't feel like she can be bothered to do her washing up,...

At the risk of sounding overly worldy, I've worked in a few places in my time. Running the whole gamut of everything from grim sausage f...

Having gone for milk this morning I returned to find two old ladies at my front door, one just having located and pressed the buzzer. "...

So, I went to Greece last week with moms and pap dukes, more specifically, the little Ionian Island of Paxos, just off the southern tip of ...

I fly to Greece in about eight hours time. Can't wait. Means I'm doing the night shift at Gatwick Airport, wandering round til check...

Another day, another grimey buck tucked in the freelancer's pocket, in this modern day babylon. Still, not all bad. A project I worked o...

Sun Cleric I think this dude might have been about the only cleric I ever played. After all, let's face it, clerics are sort of lame... ...

I'm back in Victoria. for the second week, and the third time I've worked here in total. Victoria is weird though. Busy and bustling...

Roleplaying. If you say the word to your average man on the street, they're probably going to think of some excruciating exercise on a c...

When is an itemised phone bill, not an itemised phone bill? When it's a BT itemised phone bill, where roughly half the calls show up as ...

This afternoon I hiked up to West Hampstead, to say hi to my friends Will and Sam, and their wee bairn Zac, who is small, cute, and generall...

Got this fishing vest in the post today. I ordered it off Yoox in their sale, thinking it was just from Woolrich's main line, and was pl...

I watched a dispatches special on Monday, whilst waiting for Dragons Den. It was on 'sandwiches', and helpfully told me that the ver...

Which one was the best though? ps: I Know.