Thirty Thousand Streets

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Sharon Osbourne Disguise Kit™

Man, the animal posters were a pretty good freebie, but for those who missed it, Saturday's Guardian came with this free mask which allows you to 'become' X Factor judge Sharon Osbourne.

Way to go Guardian.


Zeno Cosini said...

Did you read the article? Apparently she sends her own shit in a jiffy bag to people in the media who criticise her. Classy.

The Eyechild said...

I was too busy wearing it to read the article, though I caught it's gist from the paper itself.

Rock n roll innit. Ozzy eats doves, she posts turds.

And I'll not write anything here for fear that she snaps a digital one off in my direction.

Zeno Cosini said...

nice Pan's Labyrinth-inspired pic, btw.

Lord Bunty Chunk said...

That's pretty good eyes - think about making it a perma feature.

If my elephant-like memory serves me correctly, the lead in to that article was on the bootom of the front page?! Do I need to wonder why I have reservations about reading that 'best-of-a-bad-lot' shit-rag of a 'news'paper? Hmm?

The Eyechild said...


Yeah I actually considered worrying at the heel of my palm with a fork until I'd created a stigmata wide enough to accomodate one of my own eyes, but then the phone range and I came too.


A perma feature.. of my face? Well I'd never considered it but now you mention it.. And yes, on this ocassion, Shazza's scatalogical gifts were front page news.