Man, the animal posters were a pretty good freebie, but for those who missed it, Saturday's Guardian came with this free mask which allows you to 'become' X Factor judge Sharon Osbourne.
That's pretty good eyes - think about making it a perma feature.
If my elephant-like memory serves me correctly, the lead in to that article was on the bootom of the front page?! Do I need to wonder why I have reservations about reading that 'best-of-a-bad-lot' shit-rag of a 'news'paper? Hmm?
Yeah I actually considered worrying at the heel of my palm with a fork until I'd created a stigmata wide enough to accomodate one of my own eyes, but then the phone range and I came too.
LBC:
A perma feature.. of my face? Well I'd never considered it but now you mention it.. And yes, on this ocassion, Shazza's scatalogical gifts were front page news.
Did you read the article? Apparently she sends her own shit in a jiffy bag to people in the media who criticise her. Classy.
ReplyDeleteI was too busy wearing it to read the article, though I caught it's gist from the paper itself.
ReplyDeleteRock n roll innit. Ozzy eats doves, she posts turds.
And I'll not write anything here for fear that she snaps a digital one off in my direction.
nice Pan's Labyrinth-inspired pic, btw.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good eyes - think about making it a perma feature.
ReplyDeleteIf my elephant-like memory serves me correctly, the lead in to that article was on the bootom of the front page?! Do I need to wonder why I have reservations about reading that 'best-of-a-bad-lot' shit-rag of a 'news'paper? Hmm?
Zeno:
ReplyDeleteYeah I actually considered worrying at the heel of my palm with a fork until I'd created a stigmata wide enough to accomodate one of my own eyes, but then the phone range and I came too.
LBC:
A perma feature.. of my face? Well I'd never considered it but now you mention it.. And yes, on this ocassion, Shazza's scatalogical gifts were front page news.